It’s a hidden tax just for Y-O-U! Where other customers get a discount yours definitely doesn’t apply as an added fee is based on your attitude. The good news is I can deduct that hidden tax as long as my neck and ass aren’t annoyed in your presence. So keep it up if you must I’ll just give our company some extra compensation to deal with Y-O-U.
FOOTNOTE- I’m sure this tax doesn’t apply to the readers of this blog only those that sometimes they must serve.