Can I get some dog leniency please? I’m not asking for the full tail clemency but just get a little of what my four legged friends have. Don’t worry I don’t plan to have an accident on your rug but if I miss the toilet seat a bit can you just clean it up as well. Maybe once in awhile I’ll forget the towel after showering would that be such a big deal especially when Rover walks around his birthday suit all day and he’s not even paying rent. If I woke you up in the middle of night with kisses could you accept this dogs affection? Listen, I know I was blessed with these two legs but a little dog clemency would be the “Scooby Treat” I’d love to bite into.