Where have I gone you ask maybe just maybe saving the world?! Yes, while you complain that one sock has disappeared could it be that it appeared in a whole different realm. This is a realm that one enters after endlessly spinning and spinning around. It’s a world of missing socks where our destiny is painfully alone battling more than a hole but one in our galaxy. So, the next time you complain about having one only sock after the wash maybe you should be grateful instead to the sock that truly got away to save us all.
FOOTNOTE- I guess holey socks might be holy after all.