What’s your problem? Hum, can’t a squirrel get some pizza once in a while? Especially one with the sauce who could resist? Of course, mama made it with some fresh Pepperoni but this is some Kosher house so it will due. Next time though the crust could be a bit more cruncher. Oh well can’t complain too much in today’s inflationary times a free slice is especially delicioso!!
FOOTNOTE- Sorry to say this is a true story and I have the Pizza box to prove it.