I confess I’m a “Dog User” for I only come out when I really want something …”from you”. Yes, while your real “best friend” stays by your side I’d rather sleep on a different one instead. She’s just a follower anyway I instead chart my own path except when I know the exact time a treat will be found ,I really have that scratch on my back or who can forget bathroom breaks ….hopefully not me. I’m a “Dog User” and proud of it for loyalty depends on what is in it for me.
FOOTNOTE- The tail wags are authentic though.