I want to thank all the participants in the Democratic Debate as well as members of the Communist … uh I mean CNN for keeping me nice and trim. For as these individuals spoke about their proposals that would basically bankrupt the country I got so sick that I relieved myself in the bathroom. I actually will replay the debates anytime that I feel that I have to go and need a bit more help. Which proves the point that the Democratic Presidential Candidates and the debates themselves can really make America thin again.
FOOTNOTE– Please don’t share this post with anyone who is truly anorexic.