June 16, 9AM- The President has announced that Oscar will replace Sarah Sanders as his new Press Secretary. Oscar will be the 1st Green Press Secretary and has a reputation for throwing out the trash as well as he takes it. Some might believe that this makes a joke of the press but after all the fake news lately Oscar might be the Grouch that actually gets it right.Furthermore he’s saving the tax payers monies because all he requires is a can.
