Sorry not you at least not in this post 
Definetly not you except with the thing you’re doing with your eyes
Well if you count rubbing your belly but that isn’t what I was going with.
Yes you’re the victor… well a bit smaller. I’ve given up trying to find a pair of socks that don’t have holes in them. Maybe the holes are truly holy and I haven’t seen the light or foot before. G-D willing I’ll learn to live with them because human life isn’t perfect as can be seen with my socks.