I’m usually one who seeks solutions and bottles up all the complaints in a separate section but today maybe tomorrow I’m realizing a few of them below. Most are complaints about fellow homo sapiens but a few expand into the animal kingdom and none will come with solutions although I’ve probably written and thought of some which would land my in a 4×4 cell. So here goes nothing except some complaints.
(1) BIRDS- Why the hell do you have to send me a package by air mail as soon as my car is clean (screw the question mark) !!!
(2) UNRELIABILITY- If you say you’re going to do something do it unless you’re six foot under or going in that direction.
(3) TRAFFIC WITH NO CAUSE- I’m sorry but if I’m going to wait in traffic there should be something that actually occured. G-D forbid a serious injury but a fender bender might do.
(4) SARCASM- Unless I’m the one dishing it out it isn’t funny especially when it’s coming my way.
(5) PETTINESS- Stop complaing and…. Oops that’s another post.