After untold millions upon millions of taxpayer dollars with an investigation going into years it’s time that “Special Investigator” Mueller be asked some tough questions (see below). For although he is working independently he is still on our payroll and we should determine whether we need this expense to continue or fund something else such as the wall, helping the homeless, or even a few more pennies in our paycheck.
(1) WHEN– How much longer will this take and are there any deadlines before a report will be issued.
(2) HOW MUCH- Is there any budget on how much you will spend and can we see what was spent already as well as where it went? Your suits look very dapper.
(3) WHAT- Has the “probe” drifted from it’s initial scope “Russian collusion with the election” and will anyone be found guilty of speeding or jay walking?
(4) WHO- Does your team have their own political motives for this work or is really just justice? If it is justice then their names and backgrounds should be reviewed as well by said public.
(5) WHY- At this point what do you believe is the real reason your investigation should continue and what verdict would prove your worth $$?