San Francisco is now the land of the free murders where a court of it’s peers found Garcia Zarate accidentally picked up a gun and killed Mrs. Zarate. Jason (above) has decided to move next door after this verdict where people somehow have been walking into his knife that he keeps finding on the floor. The only problem for Jason is it appears he’s a legal citizen so he might actually be found guilty. BREAKING NEWS it has just been discovered that Jason is a DACA person born of the devil who happened to live in a different world (let’s hope) so he can continue his murder spree uh accidental slaughtering.