BREAKING NEWS- If you are missing your socks the two 4 legged “friends” (above) might be the culprit. The truth is their actually identity has been hidden to the public because they are only 1-5 years although their crimes seems past their age in socks. These criminals have even turned their criminal operation into a fashion statement as seen above, although I don’t believe Pink and Green really go together. The 4 legged gang has been prosecuted and sent to their room for now but this judge has a revolving door with justice as he is lenient to licks. To make matters worse this gang continues to grow as it recruits younger members to take on this criminal enterprise. I wonder is any sock save?
