What would happen if we licked 1st? Would it upset the balance of nature? Would dogs pet us instead? Maybe we would learn to fetch and sit. I’m not saying any man or woman should do this because there must be a bible verse against such an act but I’m just curious how this might change our dog person relationship. You can say curiosity got us in trouble with the whole apple situation but I’m not sure growing a tail as a result would be such a bad penalty. To conclude I don’t recommend licking your dog but if you do please put it on periscope or youtube.com because it would be sick but hysterical.