YOU’RE STILL UGLY BUT HYSTERICAL
I have a confession to make that might lower my standing in the community but I have to tell the truth anyway, I’ve got “Stern Guilt”. It is true that I have repeatedly listened to “Howard Stern” on my way to work. Now that I got this off my chest I feel cleansed. Yet the truth is I’m going to still listen to him because he is truly the only show that keeps me from falling asleep at the wheel. Howard Stern might be raunchy and provocative but he is also one of the greatest interviewers of our time. He interviews people as if they have gone to a top notch therapist and comedian at the same time. These people easily remove layers of clothes (not literally or literally) to tell their true story. Of course I flick the channel occasionally but I’m still drawn back to Howard Stern like a drug. So if you see an individual laughing as they drive across massive traffic along the G.W Bridge blame it on Howard Stern and change the channel yourself this is one guilt we all could have a little more of.