Please don’t exhale! I’m not telling you not to breathe but I don’t have to hear it when I ask you to do something unless it’s climbing Mt Everest. I do enough for you that my little requests shouldn’t be that difficult an effort to achieve. For every time you dramatize your exhales it makes me inhale anger and frustration. If I can hear your exhale I can also see it and it makes you look green with envy and scratches at my skin. Too keep myself from this path the next time that deep exhale occurs I’ll assume that you actually did climb Mt. Everest and give you a moment to inhale how good I’ve been to you.