Ever since I dressed like a dog I’m been winning all my races. Begging never led to a nickel here or there but since I put on my dog act the money flows like bones. I used to get no affection but not anymore as my licks allow my belly to be rubbed like never before. There is now an excuse for any accident I make as I give my sad puppy eyes. Dog Begging is my ticket out of this human life and I’m barking my way all the way to attention.