Monthly Archives April 2018

Shania Twain should apologize for her apology to the millions of American’s who support the President.  Shania you don’t hold any hold any common moral beliefs with the current President how about helping making the Country great again just to start with? Do you want to become another Dixie Chick or would you rather have the legacy of a  Toby Keith? Let’s face it over 40 % of this country voted for the President and with his poll numbers going over 50 % today I think you need to rethink your apology. Another important fact is that most country fans in a America bleed a bit more with Elephant blood then Donkey so you might have a bigger hole to climb from then if you stuck with your original song of praise.  For now I and millions of other country fans will be singing a different tune until the apology for apology comes due.

You believe it’s stupid to pursue, that there is no way it’s going to work so say it out loud and trust me your words will only have me climb higher.  I understand the fall maybe be painful but as long I can move I’ll continue to start climbing again.  I’m not trying to be a rebel it’s just in my blood and as long as it’s pumping what choice do I have.   You’re words might turn out to be ultimately true but at least I was willing to climb where others just looked and the view going up is enough to continue to try one step and fall at a time.

As a proud American of Jewish faith I can’t express my hatred enough for the ideas of the Nazi party but I still want to permit them to openly march in Newnan Georgia or anyplace they legally have a permit to do so.  It is because I want to stop the growth of this vile organization that I believe we must allow this to occur.  For only when they come out of their sheets can the police and community officials identify the leaders of such hate to make sure their vile words never turn to action against the innocent. Maybe also some with a bit more patients then I can come to their communities and try to convince that this is not the path they should be going in.  They also can review their marketing efforts to recruit others and finds ways to counter such an evil message. Keeping them in the closet only allows them to fester and grow without this watchdog effect and that is more likely to result in violence to the innocent.  So as a proud American Jew I say let them march in peace as we peaceful counter their words of hate with love which with G-D’s help will win out in the end.

The next time a telemarketer makes you feel like the person above maybe you should consider a fun tactic instead. Here  (below) are just a few suggestions that might come in handy.  Just remember they could help with developing any hidden acting talents and even make these calls enjoyable to you… not the telemarketer.

(1) HARD OF HEARING- Continue to ask the telemarketer to repeat what they are saying just as they start talking because “you’re hard of hearing.”

(2) EXCITED- Be more excited about the offer then the telemarketer can handle. For how many Awesomes can they deal with.

(3) DIFFERENT LANGUAGE- Just as they finish their pitch it’s time to try speaking in your best  foreign language maybe one from a different planet.

(4) INTERESTED IN THEM- Ask those probing questions of your telemarketer that everyone else was afraid to ask because remember they called you. If you need any help listen to Howard Stern.

(5) TELEMARKET THEM- It’s time for you to see if you have their skills as you create your own telemarketing campaign on the spot who knows you might make a buck off them or at least have them hang up on you.

(6) LAUGHING- Laughing is always good medicine but not to the telemarketer.

(7) CRYING- If all else fails then a few fake tears might help as you tell a story that will cause your telemarketer to cry to another call.

10000000042 I am but I’d rather be called Peter. I just want to know if there is anyone else that feels the same. For I understand since the great leader has determined that we all must look exactly alike except him of course that we have put an end to any prejudice, racism or discrimination of any kind but where am I.  Of course with this great decision a person is only judged by their character they possess not by any exterior traits. A matter of fact with our forced monthly visits at the fairness center we confirm not a ounce of difference can be seen by anyone.  I know I’m being selfish against the good of society but sometimes I just wish I could be myself and people would know who I was as Peter not 10000000042 who is soon caught in the crowd.

They perform every morning and as you finally find the artist they usually fly away. With original tracks that no other species can perform. Sometimes it might not be your favorite tune but if you listening for a bit longer another artist will suddenly appear to take their place. A matter of fact one of the greatest challenges is to find the artist who is singing for they truly don’t enjoy the fame or attention. So if you can’t get tickets to Lollapalooze just walk outside and listen these tickets are free and the music truly come from their heart(s)… or is it their beaks?

It’s a day I never expected to announce in public but I agree with Senator Schumer Marijuanna should be legalized.  To make more tears appear in my eyes I actually agree with the reasons he has noted.  I’m sorry my Elephant and even some Donkey friends it’s time for us to smell the grass… not use it.  All around us people are violating the Marijuana laws and equal justice might not appear in the cities vs rural communities.  Therefore I stand with Senator Schumer and say Marijuanna should be legal now can someone get me a Kleenex.