If you want to become famous fast turn coats from Red to Blue. The higher you are up on the Red scale the larger the fame change will be upon a conversion. Of course you must be willing to throw away any ideals or values to get there but if fame is your goal then you have the not so secret formula to get there. Conversion to the Blue team allows you to hang out with the celebrities and go to all the Chic parties while if you stay Red well then you’ll have to hang out with the people from Walmart. A smell that I proudly wear as I open my bible and fire the shot gun. Fame might come my way but trust me I’ll have to earn with the color of blood running out of my vein.
FOOTNOTE- Blood in the body is blue so I had to let it run out.