Yes I know you can’t believe it
What I’m about to say might be more controversial then my position on abortion. It might end friendship but the truth must be told no matter where it leads. I don’t enjoy fancy restaurants. Wow that was a relieve! A fancy restaurant is defined by me as any restaurant that serves main courses that are 30 times the price of a White Castle burger. I have several logical reasons for my decision (see below) but there are occasions where I can make exceptions (birthdays, anniversaries, winning the lotto etc)
(1) PRICE- If a meals going to cost me alone $30- $50 I’d rather buy a new pair of sneakers.
(2) TIME- I would rather spend 2 hours watching a movie even a B movie then sit looking at the walls. Yes I understand these are very pretty walls.
(3) AMBIANCE- I don’t really understand what it means but it sounds too fancy to be in restaurant.
(4) SMALL TALK- After 10 minutes my small talk leads into the dangerous subjects of politics, religious or even worse Tim Teebow should be playing football.
(5) PRICE- Oh I said that before but did you actually look at what they charged for a glass of wine. I could buy an entire wine vineyard for that price.