Translated from dogingilish – to English

I’m Spot and I can’t wait till my master comes home !!! My Master is so good to me making sure I always have plenty to eat and takes me for these wonderful walks in the park where I meet other Dohuman’s. Every once in awhile I think that Master looks similar to my species but then I realize we can’t even speak the same language.  My training school has helped me learn more about our species and how to be a good Dohuman. Anyway why complain life is good for us with free food, exercise, playing ball and shelter who would complain. Oh I hear my master walking up the stairs how exciting I can’t wait to give him licks!!!

FOOTNOTE – This story is based on a time when no “four legged” pets exist.