If you want a little more of that dog energy in you then you’ll have to take a bite into “HUMAN DOG VITAMINS”. That’s right these vitamins will give you the spark not only to jump out of bed but run after your imaginary tail. It doesn’t stop there for with these vitamin’s you’ll feel like playing all dog day long way after the music is over. “HUMAN DOG VITAMIN’S” something we’ll be running to take everyday.
FOOTNOTE- I don’t have a clue what would be in them just know I’m the first to take a bite.
Translated from dogingilish – to English
I’m Spot and I can’t wait till my master comes home !!! My Master is so good to me making sure I always have plenty to eat and takes me for these wonderful walks in the park where I meet other Dohuman’s. Every once in awhile I think that Master looks similar to my species but then I realize we can’t even speak the same language. My training school has helped me learn more about our species and how to be a good Dohuman. Anyway why complain life is good for us with free food, exercise, playing ball and shelter who would complain. Oh I hear my master walking up the stairs how exciting I can’t wait to give him licks!!!
FOOTNOTE – This story is based on a time when no “four legged” pets exist.