TecHNical ProBLEMS

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iF this Post appears to be outttt of key please blame it on TechNICAL problems. For I’ve dEcided to give Bud a post that is TRULY MINE. Yes, I’m the computer behind his brain and he’s been PUSHING MY BUTTONS way too  hard so I WANTed HIM to see how it feels on MY ENd…  He’ll probably TRY to make an EDIT or even DELETE my hidden feelings but to no PREVAIL for I’m truly in charge of what YOU & HE SEE!!!!

Close Fear

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I’m afraid of getting to close for what I might find. It’s not that I believe you have literally some skeleton’s and bones hidden in your closet but what happens if their the figurative one’s that leave me just as disgusted.  How about if what I thought was you was totally different as I delved deeper into your psyche;  could I escape or would I feel trapped by the trust that you have encompassed me by allowing me into your deep dark world?  My fears might be a bit “dramatic” but drama has to start somewhere and maybe you just have the knife to cut it.   Yes, I’m afraid to get to close because the pain it might cause me for although being stabbed in the back hurts I can only imagine the pain when you see it coming and have know place to hide.

FOOTNOTE- Of course the opposite can be true and the cup of blood might actually 1/2 full after all.

 

 

 

 

Personal Medicine

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As my loved one is faced with life and death decisions I felt a certain type of comfort knowing she is in many good hands.   I watched and listened to these wonderful individuals who could not be paid enough for the important work they do. The Intensive Care unit at NY Presbyterian Hospital fits it name perfectly as those treated in this unit receive the care of incredible talented and devoted souls that truly are working with G-D to save life’s.  They scrutinize each and every detail of an individual’s recovery or lack thereof as if they were their own mother.  Which truly comforts me during this difficult time because the person who needs this help fit’s that bill exactly.

FOOTNOTE-  I fear that socialized medicine will take away these key people especially when it comes to those deemed to sick and old by governmental standards.

Shockingly- Boring

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Taylor Swift and the rest of the VMA awards were shockingly B-O-R-I-N-G.   They tried so hard to “shock us” that I fell asleep.  How many drag queens must be portrayed on a award show till we get the point that music is not about singing or dancing but pushing the same tired agenda over and over and…. you get the point…. I hope?  It’s not surprising when you gear your message to the same “artistic crowd” who loves it but ignore those who got you there in the 1st place. By the way if you want to a bit more shocking here’s a few suggestions.

(1) DIVERSITY–  Come out with dancers who are wearing a variety of political hat’s dancing together in peace including MAGA, NRA, NRL and your typical liberal icons as well.

(2) CLOTHES- Wear a classic outfit to perform a song that is not all about sex but style.

(3) CONTROVERSIAL Put on a performance which hi-lights the degradation of woman in  the record industry or how they use stereotypes to sell music.

(4) CALL TO DIFFERENT ACTION-    Sing about how the Abortion Industry is killing the African American population in our country …. literally

(5) CONTROVERSIAL-  Sing about how the record industry pushes drugs on rising stars to keep up “their performance”

FOOTNOTE–  I believe the VMA’s would censor such performances.

You Deserve It

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You deserve it but I’m not sure you’ll ever get a chance to taste it!  Last night I made an award winning Turkey Burger and the only one who accepted this accolade was me and my wife. I guarantee that you can cross the great blue  sea but won’t find such a burger unless you stop at my house… currently.  It’s not that I claim some great food secret it’s just say I’m not afraid to experiment and sometimes those experiments are worthy of sharing with the world.  Maybe someday that will occur but for now you’ll have to do the experiments on your own.

FOOTNOTE-  One hint a touch or two of Truffle Oil and Sun dried Tomatoes. Don’t forget a tab of hot sauce as well.

 

How Could I?

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Okay I’m sorry it sorta slipped my calendar.  Honestly I didn’t think you would remember that it was “National Dog Day” but with that sad face and tail pointed in the opposite direction well I guess you’re smarter then you look.   Okay I’m sorry about the insult but you have to admit what you ate yesterday didn’t put you in the genius category. I had two legged Birthday that caused me a bit of my own human confusion. Please forgive me … oh wait you already have for I know the way to your heart is through a”National Dog Day” treat.

Annoying Change

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They stick to the bottom of your pocket and now a days have no where to go. That’s right annoying change which appears never to go away.  For today a Quarter is more like a Penny in it’s power to buy anything so what’s the use of holding onto so much of this coin unless you want a place to hold your gum. Even the homeless are now seeking dollars not the pennies that hold them together.  When I was a boy (well maybe a past life) you could get a hot dog with a nickle now you’re lucky if they’ll give you the napkin to hold it for a T J  (Thomas Jefferson-Nickel).  Annoying Change you can’t live with them but in the end you can’t live without them now give us a place to use them instead.

Drone Wars

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I recently wrote about “Space Wars” that might appear light years away but Drone Wars are taking place in the sky above us today and unless we pull ourselves in the defensive mode I’m concerned the “enemy” might take a bolder flight. Iran and Israel just had a recent had such an encounter in the sky and the United States has also found itself in a Drone conflict with Iran as well.  For Drones don’t need a runaway to take off and since no human cargo is aboard they will easily kill at will. Defensive drones then are the beststep to make sure this doesn’t occur. These drones would track any drone that comes from a hostile country and shoot it down before it enters our air space. They would be on the lookout 24/7 and fly at higher and faster paces then the enemy could perceive.  I’m sorry to say Drone Wars are here so let’s make sure that we have the defensive advantage today.

Dunkin Donuts Down

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Is it just me or has Dunkin Donuts added something “rusty” to their Ice Coffee’s flavors?  For at this point I’ve given up trying to enjoy their variety of flavors as they all taste like rust in the end.  I’ve given them 3 strikes in a row and trust me their out. Yes, the coffee might give you an extra rush because you’re disgusted but I’d rather grab a new pillow instead and start again.  Dunkin Donut’s  somehow changed their flavor to Iced Rust and it’s enough to make you order hot coffee in 90 degree whether instead.

Greenland Deal

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There is a way to seal a deal with Greenland becoming part of the United States that will make all sides very happy well accept for the “Never Trumpers” they’ll always find a way to complain.   Let “Greenland” become the processing center for all those who seek refuge in the United States.  Greenland would give these individuals an opportunity to work  at mining valuable natural resources as their application to come to the 50 states would be decided. Denmark would receive a portion of the tax monies generated by these mining operations.  This way the world could handle the refuge crises, Greenland would be built up as a country and Denmark could receive additional revenue from the sale. A win, win for all except those who want the President to lose above all else.

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