UFO’S

Alien’s Language

The alien’s have landed and live among us. They speak a language that’s incoherent to most on this planet although communicate fairly well to themselves. Their language is full of pages and pages of useless words that one wonders if they truly are so intelligent. This will probably be their demise as we people of main street learn that we have more common sense then those aliens and start to solve problems on our own instead of in their alien colonies or court rooms.

FOOTNOTE- I better not get in trouble for I will need these aliens help.

CNN UFO’S Presidential Impeachment

CNN has just reported that two commercial pilots separately reported UFO’s flying over the Arizona dessert and that these “illegal aliens” might have had undue influence in the 2016 Presidential election. “This could be the smoking gun that the special investigator Mueller needs to final get the President”, said an undisclosed official from the Justice Department. “For if the President was able to receive help from illegal aliens I’m sure that would be out of campaign finance laws” said this same official. CNN will continue to follow this story no matter how far out there it goes.

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Alien’s Language

CNN UFO’S Presidential Impeachment

It’s a “M” Special

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