Your car can not part here! That is what I was told when I tried to enter the garage that I booked. Was it my cars fault it was born a Tesla? Does the parking attendant feel that just because my car is born with some innate traits that it will act a certain way or that those who associate with it will be “more difficult”. Why the hatred! Can’t we be judged by our own character not the car we drive? Oh, it’s because their insurance company discriminates against all Tesla’s and their car owners.
I won’t let you go even though you might feel you can escape, For once you move your adorable derriere from my cushion I’ll scream so loud all your neighbors will know. Don’t you dare think some other butt will fool me for my vocal cords have only begun to shout? Yes, I see you sneaking on the passenger and once you’ve made that swift move so will my voice. I don’t give a damn if you’re wife gets jealous for whom do you really spend quality time with? See, you’re trapped with me .. well at least until your son sits in your place.
FOOTNOTE- True story coming to the Bud Rebel podcast unless I’m told to sit in again.