I’m “Spiderman” is that okay with you? Well honestly I retired from that work and now perform 9 to 5 work at an office but I still have my spider abilities. This allows M-E the super ability to keep my house spotless and go in and save the local cat caught in a tree or was it a cat? I don’t bother anyone so I don’t know why these people come to visit me maybe they want some spider advise as well yet they never ring the door? Oh well I guess this is the life of a retired Spiderman.
FOOTNOTE- Should a person with such delusions be forced to receive treatment or live a life that most of their time doesn’t really exist?