Doctor

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I’m coming to you Doctor because my previously physician was cold and blunt. Yes, I was able to lose weight because he put up barriers which wouldn’t allow those elements which caused me harm to get through. It’s also true that since he cut out some of the wasteful medicines I’ve saved monies and was able to earn extra income from my position.  I can’t deny that since I’ve seen him all those other foreign invaders to my body have also been substantially weakened.  Yet I need a doctor that has a more professional mannerism to them and will say the words I want to hear whether they are actually true or just a bit exaggerated.  Maybe I’m winning too much and need a break even I feel sick again.

FOOTNOTE- How many people do you know who seek such a doctor?

President Trump Resigns

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Breaking News 7 President Trump Helicopter

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BREAKING NEWS – PRESIDENT TRUMP RESIGNS

4/1/18- 8:18AM President Trump has resigned from the Presidency this morning stating “We were able to make this country great again with a booming economy that lifted all our people and build our defense like no other time in our recent history yet the fake media won’t give me any credit so they can see what happens when I’m not in the White House. I didn’t get paid for this work and it’s time I get back to the boardroom to earn monies for those that really appreciate my efforts. I effectively resign today. May G-D bless America.”

FOOTNOTE- The Brooklyn Bridge was just sold Jared Kushner.

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