BREAKING NEWS – PRESIDENT TRUMP RESIGNS

4/1/18- 8:18AM President Trump has resigned from the Presidency this morning stating “We were able to make this country great again with a booming economy that lifted all our people and build our defense like no other time in our recent history yet the fake media won’t give me any credit so they can see what happens when I’m not in the White House. I didn’t get paid for this work and it’s time I get back to the boardroom to earn monies for those that really appreciate my efforts. I effectively resign today. May G-D bless America.”

FOOTNOTE- The Brooklyn Bridge was just sold Jared Kushner.