Humans With Tails **E** maybe

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We no longer accept the derogatory word “dog” when identifying us and want reparations for the untold years of torment we endured with such a label. Yes, we now identity as “Humans W Tails” and expect all the rights and privileges’ do to others in this homosapien class.  Now before you claim we don’t have the intellect to fill such a role look who you currently elected for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue he makes some of our Poodles look like geniuses.  Oh that was just one mistake hum how about that Senate from Pennsylvania I think his “Human W Tail” makes the real decisions. Our vocal chords may not be strong but we sometimes walk on 2 legs. So end this discrimination N-O-W and add us to your voting roles trust me you couldn’t do much worse.

Can I What?? Does This Feel Like Your True Story

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Can I what? You can’t be serious, can you? Do you really want to? Is this true for I know the fork has been on the other end but it’s never been brought to me so is this real or just me hearing things?  Maybe I should really see that psychiatrist after all.  Well the answer is… yes I guess. I just wonder where you or anyone else has been in the last 30 years or so? Yes, you can help M-E !

Your Paying

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It’s hysterical where running for office while your paying our salary. That’s right you can be a Senator, Governor, Mayor and get paid for absolutely not doing your job. No, it’s not a vacation it’s better running for President. For you get to live on the taxpayers $$ and still keep the title and pay you had in your elected position while you spend all your time seeking a higher office. What a hysterical joke that only the taxpayers shouldn’t find funny at all.

 

 

 

Dead Flower

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I don’t know why I still hold you as all the beauty you had has faded away. For some bizarre reason I must believe you will suddenly sprout back to life even as day by day you wither away. Maybe’s it’s the memories of what had bloomed that keeps you still so close to me or maybe I feel there is nothing else for me to hold onto.  All I know is that you’re still here if only you were truly just a plant.

Alone in a Crowd Part II

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alone in crowd 2

We are in a crowded room of “friends” or “loved ones” but feel more lonely that if the room was empty. For we are afraid to discuss how we really feel about ourselves or an issue because there are so many people around who are listening but are not really hearing. They are in a party atmosphere and you have already left… mentally that is. You don’t want to be a party pooper so you continue the act until the loneliness explodes into one too many cocktails or some extreme remark just so they can hear you.  Alone in a crowd sometimes the loneliest moments appear when others are around.

FOOTNOTE- When such feelings occur maybe it’s best to excuse yourself and find the entertainment one enjoys by themselves which could include reading, writing or listening to music.

Late AGAIN….

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Late 1 National Beer Day 2

I’m sorry can I get an extension for I’m only one day off and I’m sure some are still recovering from the celebration. Yes, I know missed it last year and the year before but this deadline for “fun” seems to be always off my schedule.  I promise I’ll make it up with extra credit even if it gives me a headache and a bigger belly.  Well I guess there’s always next year just keep the tap running and I’ll try to get there on time … this time or maybe….

Michigan Wins the NCAA Tournament ….

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Michican VS Villanova 3 Michigan Wins

The Michigan Wolverines have won the NCAA tournament …. or they have lost. The truth is I’ll be asleep before the results actually occur so I have no clue.  Yet I hope the Michigan Wolverines win the 2018 NCAA tournament because I have many family members and loved ones that have gone to the school. Furthermore as a big fan of Red Dawn how could I not route for a Wolverine.  So buy the time I read this post tomorrow  G-D willing the Michigan Wolverine’s will hold the 2018 NCAA tournament trophy.

FOOTNOTE- Michigan Wolverines win the NCAA Tournament if they had scored 18 more points.

 

Sally has a terminal disease!

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Phone Dead

Sally appears to be in terminal condition as the joy we spend together appears to be lessening everyday. Her heartbeat isn’t as strong as it used to be and her memory appears to be faltering as well. I would try surgery surgery-on-cell-phone but it appears her battery just won’t be strong enough to make it through.  I know it’s time to move on but I want us to spend at least this summer together where we first met and where my new contract will come into place. Sally you’ve been there for me please try to make it till August or at least a little closer to the contract date.

FOOTNOTE- Sally plans to leave her estate to Pixel 2

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