Not Funny

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2021 –  They slammed the doors on me for a joke that went too far. For the “PC Police” said my joke offended the ”       ” even as I saw them hiding with their own laughter. The new administration wants to make sure we all “get along” so she has created not just safe zones but safe cities and I guess I didn’t check the map.  It’s funny (not really) how some people are supposed to take a joke and others are to be protected from ones. It’s best to put me away because laughter can be dangerous medicine to a society that is so afraid to cross the line that it never lets you get close anymore. Know one is offended anymore at least not in the open for the jokes will continue only now behind bars.

Friday the 13th – AWESOME!!!

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Confused Jason Friday the 13th 1

It’s Friday the 13th and it’s Awesome!  Don’t worry Jason we’re still scared of you, in the movies but in real life Friday the 13th should be a GREAT DAY! First of all it’s Friday enough of a great day that one of the most popular if not cheesy songs was made about it (see below but this is real Swiss) . Yet the lyrics are true “you’ve gotten through the weekdays now it’s time to have fun.”  Then to think that the 13th is evil when millions of people throughout the generations have celebrated this number with holiness and fun. Did the inventor of the evil Friday the 13th know about Bar/Bat Mitzvah’s or were they never invited to the party afterwards.  Friday the 13th needs a rewrite and may it start in your life today with knife’s that cut pie not …!

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Who Laughs?

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Laugh Track Bizzare

Last night I turned on a “comedy show” and wondered who actually laughs at these jokes?  For example here’s one joke that will haunt me forever  “I should have made waffles”. Trust me it wasn’t the delivery or antics with the line nor even the set up just this one line which had the audience cracking up. This made me think I’m really funny for I’ve actually said this line many a time but with no laughter it must be the audience.  Where can I find these bizarre people so I can have my own syndicated comedy?  Well at least I can top them “I should have made waffles with syrup”. I’m sure in some bizarre galaxy or laugh track it’s hysterical.

It’s No Joke

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snow in face 2 bird in snow

Hello, April showers don’t usually mean the white stuff! It’s snowing outside in April and that is not a joke. Okay, if you think that’s funny the laughs might continue further in the week as snow is reported in the weather report.  Would someone please have a bigger carbon footprint at least for the week ahead for it snowing in A-P-R-I-L

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