DOOR

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Mom and Dad are fighting again and I’m alone with an empty stomach. Dad has told his friends that he would put up a front door in the house while mom has told her friends she won’t permit it and all I feel is cold in between. To be honest before this fight dad said some hurtful words to mom at least that’s what mom and her friends belief.  Mom has agreed to putting up some type of alarm system but dad says insects and other harmful elements can slip through. Once in awhile we even have a person sneak under the alarm system. Yet mom says not only won’t she pay for the door but until dad gives up on the concept she won’t even allow our families budget to pay for any food and that we can live on food stamps instead.  It’s strange to me because there are other doors in the house just one that isn’t on our front door.  I’m just a kid but I think mom is being really immature what do you think?

State Of Union Trump Way

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Mr. President let Speaker Of The House Nancy Pelosi eat her words and have “The State Of The Union” your way.  Send out all the invites to those dignitaries but make sure your deplorable s are in the audience as you rock the nation at the Capitol One Arena.  Of course you will have the standard statement but with a bit of your flair that the American people will love.  Here is just a few of the invites that I believe should go out.

(1) VETERANS-Individuals who were helped with the plan you put into action.

(2)  MINORITY BUSINESS OWNERS -From every different group ( Woman,  Hispanic, Orthodox Jews & Chinese American’s) so that the American people can see how the tax cuts and deregulation has helped this whole country.

(3) RIGHT TO TRY- Individuals who’s family has been touched by this important legalization.

(4) Members of DACA,  FAIR and those impacted by our illegal drug epidemic – This will give a face to those you are willing to give legal status to for the protection of our border and what the consequences are.

(4) ME- It would be nice to get an invite.

FOOTNOTE- This blog post has been sent to the White House!

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