I confess I have blood on my hands as I have taken the life of many “innocent individuals today. It all started with Uncle Maurice who was also a pest when I knew him and today I just wanted him to leave I guess a bit too much as I swatted him away. Boy I never realized my strength. I thought that would be the end of my killing spree but later on Thomas ran right in the middle of the street and I know deep down I could have avoided him but he was busy eating nuts and I had to get to work. Yet even if I could be forgiven for those crimes the killing of my angel brother Thomas was something know repetance could save me from. I actually didn’t kill him but ate him which is probably just as bad. For I ordered a Veggie burger how did I know that they would switch it with my Uncle. Well if I go to hell at least my last meal was delicious.
FOOTNOTE- This is a Hindu Killing Spree no humans were actually eaten or murdered in this story unless you believe differently.