JOE BIDEN- He must be stopped by any means necessary. I gave you the whistle blower(s) what else do you need?
ADAM SCHIFF- I’ll make sure Nancy has the impeachment vote before Thanksgiving. Trump will go down.
CHARLES SCHUMER- That’s not soon enough the way the President is going none of our children will have any “special jobs”.
JOE BIDEN- He’s right and how are we going to get my son out of this. Just remember if my son goes down so do all your sons, daughters and cousins.
ADAM SCHIFF- Are you threatening us for just remember you’re not that close to Obama and I’m awfully close to the Clinton’s who know how to Epstein their enemies.
CHARLES SCHUMER- Calm down remember we’re all on the same side and once Impeachment gets through the house I’m sure I can twist some of those Republicans who got “special jobs” for their family members in Boeing, China etc. We just have to stall the President.
JOE BIDEN- But the impeachment has nothing to do with high crimes and misdemeanors isn’t that…
CHARLES SCHUMER- Ha, ha Joe your hysterical
JOE BIDEN- But I’m serious
ADAM SCHIFF- I think he really is.
CHARLES SCHUMER- He really is this dumb? Don’t you realize it has nothing to do with the truth just control and we have that set with the media that bends anyway we want.
ADAM SCHIFF– Well maybe this will be OUR best Thanksgiving in years. We’ll stuff the American people while we eat the meat to the bones.
JOE BIDEN – Which brings to mind my niece is looking for a position in Ukraine as well.
ADAM SCHIFF- Just wait till after Thanksgiving and all our relatives will have the positions to keep us rolling in the money for years and years to come and nobody, NOBODY will get in the way.
FOOTNOTE– I don’t claim this is a true story but neither claim it’s completely fake. You decide… if you truly want to.
What matters most is how you feel. Facts and reality will leave to the pundits but how can I feel your pain now? It can be a pain that a loved one brings or the weather it doesn’t I’m hear to smell your hair and make you feel all better. Words really do hurt even more then sticks and stones that some group like ISIS might bring and that is why I need your support. Truth is boring but feelings touch your heart. For I’m simple Joe Biden and I feel that I need to be your President even if the truth I really shouldn’t be.
I don’t support 95 % of Joe Biden’s policies and truly don’t want him elected President but I sure want him to run for it. Here are just a few reasons (below) I say “Run, Joe, Run”!
(1) ME MAYBE- We need to put a line between what is a bit weird maybe on the edge of creepy and actually sexual harassment. Joe Biden is just on the creepy side and that might scare individuals but not make them truly jump.
(2) OBAMA TRUTH- Maybe some of the failings and scandals of the Obama Administration will be revealed when a white face is put on them (Genocide in Syria, Benghazi, Operation Fast & Furious,IRS Abuses, VA Hospital etc, etc, etc)
(3) BIDEN FAVORS– We might even learn how it literally pays $$$ to have a loved one in politics and the favors it truly shouldn’t bring.
(4) ATTACK LEFT- If there is any chance for Joe he’ll have to prove how those on the insane left are really nuts and how we can’t go that far even if you lean in that direction.
(5) HUMOR- Joe Biden’s “Oops” moments are hysterical and comedy needs a new twist.
Democrats please help you steer you’re party from complete morale abyss. As a proud Conservative Republican I want to have a morale competitor from the other side insuring that my ideas and thoughts are logical and rationale. A competitor that even though we disagree on many issues will stand united in supporting a strong relationship between the United States and it’s greatest ally Israel. AIPAC helps insure that alliance even with those who disagree on almost everything else. I know you believe this is essential as well so please demand that the Democratic nominees for the 2020 Presidential Election attend AIPAC the place where we have always come together. They won’t listen to my voice but I’m sure they will listen to yours so please make your’s strong and proud for this alliance. Then we can argue about the other issues of the day.