GETUP
Do you know people who love this seat (above) too much? They feel like it’s truly their throne which they can’t be taken off. Well for those individuals it’s time for GETUP a special toilet seat that you program with a preset time so know one will be able to ignore
when their time has expired. This
alarm with have all the bells and whistle attached. That’s right your toilet seat will tell those extended sitters all the things you wanted to say to them but didn’t want to get this close. A matter of fact if they decide to ignore the first alarm well maybe a bit of buzz will shake them up to realize there’s no escape except outside the bathroom door. GETUP for toilet’s are for sharing not hogging.
FOOTNOTE- Water hose may be an added attachment. I want also thank P.A for helping me formulate this brilliant and cruel idea.
Spot the Dohuman
Translated from dogingilish – to English
I’m Spot and I can’t wait till my master comes home !!! My Master is so good to me making sure I always have plenty to eat and takes me for these wonderful walks in the park where I meet other Dohuman’s. Every once in awhile I think that Master looks similar to my species but then I realize we can’t even speak the same language. My training school has helped me learn more about our species and how to be a good Dohuman. Anyway why complain life is good for us with free food, exercise, playing ball and shelter who would complain. Oh I hear my master walking up the stairs how exciting I can’t wait to give him licks!!!
FOOTNOTE – This story is based on a time when no “four legged” pets exist.
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