Lose Weight In 24 Hours

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There’s a guaranteed way you will see lbs come off your scale in less then a 24 hour period! What makes it more incredible is you don’t have to go on some extreme exercise routine or starve yourself you can live exactly how you do today. Here’s the secret all you have to do is take your weight at night and then repeat it in the morning? It’s incredible to see the weight disappear.  A matter of fact if you are feeling to thin then just reverse the scale review and weight will suddenly appear instead.  It might be a matter of gravity but if it makes you feel good for the day then what the hell.

Guaranteed Dating Service

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Our service guarantees that you’ll meet you’re special person from the 1st date or we’ll  give you a double refund.  A person who will find you delightful to be with from the moment they set eye’s on U.  We can’t guarantee it will last but when …uh I mean if it ends they’ll be a really powerful reason (deported, prison etc).  How can we make such a bold statement well let’s just say we have the resources to make dates come true.

SMALL PRINT- Part of the monies you pay for this service will be to hire a “professional person” who will insure a fun evening for you without your need to know.

FOOTNOTE- This isn’t true…maybe. It also would make an interesting film.

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