Sit on your lap

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lap dog  baby on lap

What restrictions do you have for someone or something sitting on your lap? Yes I’m sure weight can be a problem but how about age is there a time limit when someone sitting on your lap doesn’t fit? If you think all four legged friends should have a spot think/look at this (below) this would not be happening to me no matter how much begging occurs… I think.

dog on lap 2 dog on lap 3

Please regulate your lap so it doesn’t become a real pain in the butt. Age is important but as we can see size can’t be ignored or if it can you’ve literally got stronger muscles then me.

 

Follow The Dog

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Dog lick 2

Follow the dog openly show affection to your loved ones … maybe a hug will do.

happy dog 4

Follow the dog it’s great to show you’re happy to the world.

dog in leaves

Follow the dog yes silly play is called for

dog-sniffing

Follow the dog enjoy the simple things in life including smelling a Dandelion.

dog on grass 2

Follow the dog be yourself and just have some fun.

1st Porno- Doctor Prescribed

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Secret 1 Private 1

Today I saw my 1st Porno and the strange thing is it was doctor prescribed. A matter of fact we all looked at it together. For today the doctor looked at a party of my body that resembled too closely a part of the female anatomy to be within my of my own body. That is unless I’m changing within.  Not to fear though take a closer look at your vocal chords and I’m sure you’ll have the same experience.  Maybe it should be restricted for mature audiences and your E&T doctor.

Counseling Needed

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therapy-3

I don’t know what to do we’re just not getting along anymore.  I think we need counseling. There are moments that we are in sync but too often I feel we are drifting apart. It’s almost as if you have already left already and just remnants remain.  I’ve tried to do what I can to make you feel better whether it be speaking  in a softer voice or giving you a bit more honey but nothing appears to work. After 52 years I feel like we’re ready to part ways but I need my voice please come back I’m sure we can work this out.

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