A BIT MORE DOG

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dog with people clothes dog as person 2

Some dogs are more dog and some appear more human. Maybe it’s the clothes we put them in or the things that they put themselves that cause us to personify them so much. Don’t get me wrong dogs should be part of the family but they shouldn’t take your seat.  It’s hard though to get past their licks and what appear to be smiles not to see more in them then they actually have. Yet how many people will walk up to you and your lick face or sniff your butt (I don’t want to get too personal).  Sometimes you just have a bit more dog especially when you go to a place that this member is not allowed in…I’ll be back soon.

Tracy Morgan FUNNIER

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Tracy Morgan Howard Stern  Tracy Morgan 2

While SNL portrayed one version of Tracy Morgan the real version is truly hilarious.  Let’s face it the caricature that Tracy Morgan played on this show became predictable and after a while a bit tiresome.  Yet his humor was unleashed on the Howard Stern show to show his rapid fire of jokes that lasted throughout the interview. Offending everyone and offending know one at the same time.   If only I knew Tracy Morgan was this funny in the past my laugh bone would have been in better shape today.

Absurdly… Offensive?

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Black Humor Black Humor 4

These jokes are patently offensive (above & below) but will they become the next victim of the P.C police? I offended myself by putting them up because they can “hurt” unless you understand that they are meant not to but reach for a funny bone where it couldn’t easily be found. Yes, those around us who are hateful might use them in their vile rhetoric but could others full of love make such jokes as well without being added to their list?  Should “jokes” be banned because they’re over the top or because they’re truly not funny? I guess in the end it depends who is telling them, where they are told, and what is the true intention? For that reason maybe let our funny bone be free to laugh at what it wants and let our legs walk out when it’s not moving.

dark humor 10 dark humor 7

FOOTNOTE–   I apologize in advance if anyone is hurt by this humor or if anyone laughed and felt they shouldn’t.  You can laugh though because I’m the one telling the jokes and my heart is truly full of love even if these “jokes” are full of laughs.

Dogercise

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Working out with dog 1 Working out with dog 2

It’s time that you’re 4 legged friend joins in the workout routine for she/he is a spotter you can trust.  DOGERCIZE will be a video that will teach you the best way this can be accomplished one paw and foot at a time.  The video’s will be geared for different types of dogs, weather conditions and even which part of the body you are gearing up for. DOGERCISE  for if dogs really are our best friend shouldn’t they also be our best workout partner.

Michigan Wins the NCAA Tournament ….

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Michican VS Villanova 3 Michigan Wins

The Michigan Wolverines have won the NCAA tournament …. or they have lost. The truth is I’ll be asleep before the results actually occur so I have no clue.  Yet I hope the Michigan Wolverines win the 2018 NCAA tournament because I have many family members and loved ones that have gone to the school. Furthermore as a big fan of Red Dawn how could I not route for a Wolverine.  So buy the time I read this post tomorrow  G-D willing the Michigan Wolverine’s will hold the 2018 NCAA tournament trophy.

FOOTNOTE- Michigan Wolverines win the NCAA Tournament if they had scored 18 more points.

 

It’s No Joke

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snow in face 2 bird in snow

Hello, April showers don’t usually mean the white stuff! It’s snowing outside in April and that is not a joke. Okay, if you think that’s funny the laughs might continue further in the week as snow is reported in the weather report.  Would someone please have a bigger carbon footprint at least for the week ahead for it snowing in A-P-R-I-L

Sally has a terminal disease!

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Phone Dead

Sally appears to be in terminal condition as the joy we spend together appears to be lessening everyday. Her heartbeat isn’t as strong as it used to be and her memory appears to be faltering as well. I would try surgery surgery-on-cell-phone but it appears her battery just won’t be strong enough to make it through.  I know it’s time to move on but I want us to spend at least this summer together where we first met and where my new contract will come into place. Sally you’ve been there for me please try to make it till August or at least a little closer to the contract date.

FOOTNOTE- Sally plans to leave her estate to Pixel 2

CNN UFO’S Presidential Impeachment

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CNN Breaking News 1

CNN has just reported that two commercial pilots separately reported UFO’s flying over the Arizona dessert and that these “illegal aliens” might have had undue influence in the 2016 Presidential election. “This could be the smoking gun that the special investigator Mueller needs to final get the President”, said an undisclosed official from the Justice Department. “For if the President was able to receive help from illegal aliens I’m sure that would be out of campaign finance laws” said this same official.  CNN will continue to follow this story no matter how far out there it goes.

President Trump and Alien 2

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Dunkin DONUT’S Sneaker

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Dunkin Donuts Sneaker 3 Dunkin Donuts Sneaker 1

Does something seem wrong with a Dunkin DONUT’S sneaker or is just me? For does the average consumer of donut(s) in the plural usually feel like running or just watching others run on the boob tube. Maybe we should come out with Butter & Bacon  Aspirin while we’re out it or maybe I-Hop Diet plan. Sometimes the donuts are stranger then fiction.

My Womb… Store

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unborn baby Altered State

You spent 9 months in that womb and probably wouldn’t have left if you weren’t literally pushed out maybe it’s time to take another visit.  With My Womb…Store you will get to relive this experience with a few extra’s.  Yes you will float in a liquid similar to the one created oh when you you were a bit younger and hear a heartbeat as if you were still there but other exciting options that mom didn’t have will be offered. Options such as various lighting and sound experiences, machine flow water cycles and clothed or your birthday suit.  My Womb… Store  because it’s never too late to return home even if it is for a short visit.

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