I feel like I’ve been threw this cycle just yesterday and I’m just tired of being tossed around and around. It’s enough to make one not want to get out anymore and stayed glued in the back. Just when I get the confidence to spend a day in the sun the next moment I’m thrown back into this hole to go through it all over again. It’s enough to make wonder what is the point and decide to join the missing sock.
I play a husband, father, business man, writer etc but were never given the script in advance. A matter fact my whole life can be compared to “improv” where I suddenly will be thrown into a new role without much or any context before hand. How much time did we spend learning the role of a husband or wife before rings were exchanged? When did we study the works of plumber before we had to fix the toilet? Sometimes my acting is so real that even I believe it at other times those in the action walk off the set. Often I play an expert (Computer Expert, Accountant etc) where my silence is truly golden and eye expression as well as facial looks get me through these part. We all have our roles to play even when the camera isn’t running.
You know what’s right but your loved one(s) will never understand then it’s time for the Automatic Toilet Seat. Whether you’re an Opener/Up or Closer/Downer (correct in my seat) once their done it will go back to the way you want it and will stay that way until the next user comes their way. Automatic Toilet Seat has the controlling mechanism that will make sure you’ll see the seat in the function it was meant to be in your household. For the toilet seat is your throne and you deserve to have it your way at least in this location.
As long as you can speak the new “PEPE STINK” will make it smell all better. For this device will send out a beautiful fragnant smell upon your command “PEPE STINK” saves the atmosphere around you. Designed in several different formats including a carry on a PEPE STINK will spray a fragrance that allows you to breathe easier or with at least less odor. With several different smells to choice from you will be able to smell the world in a whole different light/nose. It’s time you’re not only in charge of seeing and hearing things but smelling things as well with PEPE STINK that will be possible.
It’s time your loved one knew the consequences of their mess and with Rat Lesson Inc they’ll have a lesson they’ll surely never forget. For you bring the mess and we’ll bring our trained rat who will make sure that your loved one’s learns it’s time to clean up for good. Rat Lesson Inc. will also conveniently pick up our Mickey after your loved one has graduated whether it be that same day or later on in the day or even the week Mickey’s pick up crew will appear as standard exterminators but don’t worry Mickey will live another day to teach others about the importance of being clean.
FOOTNOTE – Other creatures might also be available for this service
BSH Hotel for those that want to have fun with a loved one or liked and insure that it’s consensual for a lifetime. This hotel will have a private video recording of your stay so that no party can say later that is wasn’t what they desired which will be kept private unless one party later disputes the encounter. There will also be consensual forms that both parties will have to fill out before a room is selected. BSH Hotel because what occurs beneath the sheets should always be consenual and today prove is needed in advance.
No body smiles when it’s dealt and we all know this is bad for our environment at least personally. GAS BEGONE will be a pocket size deodorant spray that takes care of that noxious smell before the accusations arise. Whether it’s your own body or a loved one (maybe not at the moment), GAS BEGONE will bring us all closer together and breathe in the fresh air. It will come in decorated packages so nobody will actually know what’s inside from the outside but just like a super hero will come in time to save the day. GAS BEGONE because it’s time to smell the roses not something else.
Let’s face it in your daily life some have forgotten their daily shower and/or cologne, that’s where “IT SMELLS MACHINE” sniffs in. This machine will be able to tell those who have a bit too much odor that it is coming in their direction with the right “smart message” you can direct. For example in a professional setting it might say “there appears to be an offensive odor in five feet away” or the less professional setting “Is there a skunk in the house”. “IT SMELLS MACHINE” might not actually smell but will allow you to make sure that others know they do without being the voice that tells them.
Sometimes one needs a bit of “attitude” in their life and with ALEXA ATTITUDE app you will get your share. Instead of Alexa acting as some genie giving your wish of music or content upon your command this APP would allow her to give another suggestions based on your particular likes or what she thinks you should like. This App wil also allow her to comment on your choice or in other words give you some lip if she feels it’s a poor choice. With ALEXA ATTITUDE, Alexa will be free to say what she/he really thinks even if you don’t like it and challenge you like any free person in your life would. Don’t worry it’s not a blind date because you get to choose the attitude that you want in your life such as bad ass, to royality and can change it upon your command. ALEXA ATTITUDE because sometimes we really don’t know what’s good for us or like the challenge of such.
FOOTNOTE- Would you add this to your life or would you be afraid of what could be said.
No matter where I go he is watching me! Never giving me a moment to breathe on my own without him exhaling as well. Maybe there is nothing to fear but why then does he always have his eyes on me even in the dark. I know you might think I’m paranoid but I can feel his breathe louder and louder as well as sometimes even a lick. I should probably just leave Spot home but then who else would be on my tail.