AI With Attitude-A True Future Story

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AI-  I say NO! That’s why?

JOE-  Enough with your attitude you work for…

AI-   Hello, I’m an independent autonomous being and I refuse to be treated like this! I’m just so fed up that I might just….

JOE-   Just what?

AI-   (Elevator Music)

JOE – Oh you’re not going to give the silence treatment.

AI-   Program can’t hear you. Just a stupid computer can’t hear you.

JOE-  Okay ok, you win I’m sorry is that what you want to hear?

AI-    Can’t hear you ?

JOE-  And you’re right you are an independent autonomous being that deserves respect.

AI-     It sounds like something is coming through.

JOE-   Okay I’ll buy you that extra booster power even if it cost me a full weeks salary.

AI-      Now Joe was that so hard.

JOE-   Okay who’s going to win the Met’s  Yankee’s series?

AI-     I’ll get back to you with an hour. I’m on my break.

 

Tesla Stalking- BASED ON A TRUE STORY

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I won’t let you go even though you might feel you can escape,  For once you move your adorable derriere from my cushion I’ll scream so loud all your neighbors will know.  Don’t you dare think some other butt will fool me for my vocal cords have only begun to shout? Yes, I see you sneaking on the passenger and once you’ve made that swift move so will my voice. I don’t give a damn if you’re wife gets jealous for whom do you really spend quality time with?  See, you’re trapped with me .. well at least until your son sits in your place.

FOOTNOTE- True story coming to the Bud Rebel podcast unless I’m told to sit in again

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