Dogs

May

Garbage Alarm- Definitely A True Story-

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Just in case you couldn’t perceive of when the Sanitation Engineer was upon foot these geniuses above will provide you with the alarm you’re sure not to miss. Yes, even those hard of hearing will notice when the perpetrators of garbage pick up are around the corner with their lovely voices. Don’t worry about guarantees as these alarms are set for a lifetime and no batteries are required although a biscuit would be appreciated. The Dog Alarm also works with Mail Deliveries, Uber Drivers and any person near or a bit far. So rest assured (well maybe not rest) dog alarms really do work even when you really don’t want them to.

February

Dog Philosopher- A Dog Story

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I’m one who doesn’t just smell a rose but explores the ground it comes from and the air it breathes in. While you walk past the experience I absorb it not only in my body but brain and soul to gather information other 4 legged and 2 legged friends leave behind. Why was the tree put exactly in this spot? What is the truth behind the creature called a squirrel? What is the purpose of the sky? These are questions for brilliant minds even one with 4 legs and a tail?

February

Dog Transform-A Story- One Might Want True

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When I do something a bit nasty not nice the dog transform comes in very handy. This allows the world to see me as ones four-legged friend and who can hold a grudge to that face. One might think that was a sh**ty thing to do but with my sad puppy eyes you’ll clean it up. Dog transform allows me to be the worst I can be and never take the blame. Guilty until my tail wags and then everything is swept under the rug even the stain I left behind.

FOOTNOTE- I hate the licking part but if it’s part of the gig what can I do.

October

#1 Soap

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Imagine taking a # 1 and turning from yellow to bright clean. With # 1 Soap we’ll take your dog’s mess and turn it into something you’ll be proud to walk upon. Now when accidents happen you’ll actually use them to fully clean up and ensure they don’t leave a mark. You may not always be able to prevent your dog from having an accident but with #1 Soap you’ll find the bright and clean side of it.

FOOTNOTE- Will you help make this product a cleaner reality to the world with me?

September

My Life

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“My Life” is the story of your 4-legged friends in a great book to be shared with all your loved ones. Whether you want your 4-legged friend to be a Super-Hero or just one day in their life this will be the book you’ll have to own. “My Life” because your best friends have their own story to tell.

April

A BIT MORE DOG

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Some dogs are more dog and some appear more human. Maybe it’s the clothes we put them in or the things that they put themselves that cause us to personify them so much. Don’t get me wrong dogs should be part of the family but they shouldn’t take your seat. It’s hard though to get past their licks and what appear to be smiles not to see more in them then they actually have. Yet how many people will walk up to you and your lick face or sniff your butt (I don’t want to get too personal). Sometimes you just have a bit more dog especially when you go to a place that this member is not allowed in…I’ll be back soon.

April

Loyalty to the EXTREME

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It is loyalty to the extreme where it appears your 4 legged friend wants to be by your side ever waking and sleeping hour. Although you may believe it’s for the snacks and fun times they actually stay with you through the rain as well as a storms of your life. Maybe there so loyal because they don’t really understand us as a whole and only see our cup as 1/2 full all the time. As extreme as it is it’s good to know someone is always there for you even if she/he has a tail between their legs.

March

Passover Pet

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You’re pet is part of the family shouldn’t they be part of the festival? It all depends to what length one goes with their 4 legged/ tail wagging friends. For just like humans the need of life supersedes that of observance and if you’re pet will truly get sick on the Passover dish’s I’m sure G-D will give them a pass. We also don’t have any paw prints that they were free of slavery and they still have a leach to prove it so maybe it’s best not to overdue their observance. Therefore a little Matzoh might be in order but remember their health is 1st and ask G-D to let them have a pass over if the Gefilite fish doesn’t swim.

March

Sit on your lap

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What restrictions do you have for someone or something sitting on your lap? Yes I’m sure weight can be a problem but how about age is there a time limit when someone sitting on your lap doesn’t fit? If you think all four legged friends should have a spot think/look at this (below) this would not be happening to me no matter how much begging occurs… I think.

Please regulate your lap so it doesn’t become a real pain in the butt. Age is important but as we can see size can’t be ignored or if it can you’ve literally got stronger muscles then me.

March