It’s My World

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Don’t get me started that thing running down the street must be stopped at all cost and if you didn’t put me on that damn leach it would have.  This creature attacks my block in different colors and sizes but has no right to drive through my territory. A matter of fact if you want to walk down my street or any one I’m walking you better stop and be friendly to me or you’ll hear my voice loud and clear. Don’t rush me for the smells around me are from a whole different universe that you can’t even comprehend. What one sees, hears and feels is quite different from our 4 legged perception of reality.

FOOTNOTE-  Why is that tail following me around all the time it’s time to catch it!!!

Dog Pitch – A Silly Business Idea-

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With the “Dog Pitch” your dog barking will be on right on key.  They’ll be no high pitch annoying dog barking in this house only barks that might be loud but just not that annoying.   The “Dog Pitch”  can even add it’s own music beyond the bark too make the whole dog barking experience actually something worth listening too. “Dog Pitch”  you may not be able to stop the barking but at least you can turn it into something beautiful or less annoying.

Bite – A Story That You Determine Is True

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Sam- Did my results get back they’ll prove that I’m…

Investigator 1- Come on man, many people get bit by a dog so what you’re claiming won’t hold up.

Sam- You don’t understand my dog was different it was fed with the “New X-Organic Meat” that brings out the true dog inside.

Investigator 2-  So what your saying is when your dog…

Investigator 1-  Shi Tzu

Investigator 2- When you dog bit you. You became more like your pet. Initially very affectionate to your girlfriend to the point that she couldn’t take it and left. When you saw her with another guy your new animal instinct took over and suddenly there was nothing that could stop you.

SamExactly, it all seems like a story that another body is telling but it’s in me and I’m afraid it might be with other dog owners that could get bitten especially since that dog food has become a number 1 seller. Boy am I thirsty any chance I can get a bowl of water.

Investigator 1- This is silly. What are you looking at?

Investigator 2- His results and a new report of a human biting attack. We’ve got a problem.

Investigator 1 and 2 start to exit.

Sam- Any chance with that bowl of water?

Dog Philosopher- A Dog Story

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I’m one who doesn’t just smell a rose but explores the ground it comes from and the air it breathes in.  While you walk past the experience I absorb it not only in my body but brain and soul to gather information other 4 legged and 2 legged friends leave behind.  Why was the tree put exactly in this spot? What is the truth behind the creature called a squirrel? What is the purpose of the sky? These are questions for brilliant minds even one with 4 legs and a tail?

 

Elephandog- A Story

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I thought if I combined the two most beloved animals together what could go wrong so I created the Elephandog.  This beautiful loveable super intelligent creature would be the envy of all my neighbors and as a miniature I would have it in my control. Yet the elephant side took over at least when it came to potty breaks and water usage.  Yes, my Elephandog is sorta interesting but after the vet bill I realized that doesn’t pay the mortgage. My Frankenstein creature won’t destroy the neighborhood but if you think your dog overdoses the licks imagine when you can’t move as a trunk hugs you as well and one isn’t enough as they like company of their kind.  Oh well you live, and you crawl to get away from the Elephandog.

FOOTNOTE-  I’d still bring two to my family especially if they’re truly miniature how about Y-O-U ??

Dog Six Sense- A Story- That Could Be True

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While you think I’m barking for no reason you’re not seeing what I see and/or smell. For there are dark forces trying to invade your life if not your house at all hours of the night.   You think I’m just howling at the moon but my bark keeps away all creeps in the night instead.  I understand you want me to be quiet but if I was you’d be quiet forever.

Dog Star

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With ** Dog Star **  will have your pet climbing to whole new heights for the world or at least you’re loved one’s to see.  Imagine seeing your dog as an Astronaunt, President of just plain Super hero with ** Dog Star** that will be possible! We will catch your four-legged friend in front of a green screen and the rest is up to your imagination. ** Dog Star** the world should see how special your dog really is to Y-O-U!

 

Puppy Killer

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Her victims didn’t die from licks or bites just exhaustion. For, this puppy knew exactly how far it could take them and then pushed a bit far.  Maybe it was the constant crying at night or fake # 2 calls that lead to their death we’re not sure all we know is it was too cute to ignore.  She won the heart of so many only to tire that organ away. Oh, come on one more hour play at 3 AM you can do it was just one of her temptation cries. Puppy killer, she looks innocent but beware her cuteness might just kill y-o-u.

Spot the Dohuman

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spot 2

Translated from dogingilish – to English

I’m Spot and I can’t wait till my master comes home !!! My Master is so good to me making sure I always have plenty to eat and takes me for these wonderful walks in the park where I meet other Dohuman’s. Every once in awhile I think that Master looks similar to my species but then I realize we can’t even speak the same language.  My training school has helped me learn more about our species and how to be a good Dohuman. Anyway why complain life is good for us with free food, exercise, playing ball and shelter who would complain. Oh I hear my master walking up the stairs how exciting I can’t wait to give him licks!!!

FOOTNOTE – This story is based on a time when no “four legged” pets exist.

Dogercise

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Working out with dog 1 Working out with dog 2

It’s time that you’re 4 legged friend joins in the workout routine for she/he is a spotter you can trust.  DOGERCIZE will be a video that will teach you the best way this can be accomplished one paw and foot at a time.  The video’s will be geared for different types of dogs, weather conditions and even which part of the body you are gearing up for. DOGERCISE  for if dogs really are our best friend shouldn’t they also be our best workout partner.

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