JOE BIDEN- He must be stopped by any means necessary.  I gave you the whistle blower(s) what else do you need?

ADAM SCHIFF-  I’ll make sure Nancy has the impeachment vote before Thanksgiving. Trump will go down.

CHARLES SCHUMER- That’s not soon enough the way the President is going none of our children will have any “special jobs”.

JOE BIDEN- He’s right and how are we going to get my son out of this. Just remember if my son goes down so do all your sons, daughters and cousins.

ADAM SCHIFF-  Are you threatening us for just remember you’re not that close to Obama and I’m awfully close to the Clinton’s who know how to Epstein their enemies.

CHARLES SCHUMER- Calm down remember we’re all on the same side and once Impeachment gets through the house I’m sure I can twist some of those Republicans who got “special jobs” for their family members in Boeing, China etc. We just have to stall the President.

JOE BIDEN-  But the impeachment has nothing to do with high crimes and misdemeanors isn’t that…

CHARLES SCHUMER-  Ha, ha  Joe your hysterical

JOE BIDEN- But I’m serious

ADAM SCHIFF-  I think he really is.

CHARLES SCHUMER- He really is this dumb? Don’t you realize it has nothing to do with the truth just control and we have that set with the media that bends anyway we want.

ADAM SCHIFF– Well maybe this will be OUR best Thanksgiving in years. We’ll stuff the American people while we eat the meat to the bones.

JOE BIDEN – Which brings to mind my niece is looking for a position in Ukraine as well.

ADAM SCHIFF-  Just wait till after Thanksgiving and all our relatives will have the positions to keep us rolling in the money for years and years to come and nobody, NOBODY will get in the way.

FOOTNOTE–  I don’t claim this is a true story but neither claim it’s completely fake. You decide… if you truly want to.