21
September

BSH Hotel

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BSH Hotel for those that want to have fun with a loved one or liked and insure that it’s consensual for a lifetime.  This hotel will have a private video recording of your stay so that no party can say later that is wasn’t what they desired which will be kept private unless one party later disputes the encounter. There will also be consensual forms that both parties will have to fill out before a room is selected. BSH Hotel because what occurs beneath the sheets should always be consenual and today prove is needed in advance.

13
September

Gas Begone

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Deflated balloon

No body smiles when it’s dealt and we all know this is bad for our environment at least personally. GAS BEGONE will be a pocket size deodorant spray that takes care of that noxious smell before the accusations arise.  Whether it’s your own body or a loved one (maybe not at the moment), GAS BEGONE  will bring us all closer together and breathe in the fresh air. It will come in decorated packages so nobody will actually know what’s inside from the outside but just like a super hero will come in time to save the day. GAS BEGONE because it’s time to smell the roses not something else.

12
September

Cancelled T.V Network

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When your favorite shows are being taken off the big 3 where you can switch to Cancelled T.V of course. This network will continue to play new episodes of  the shows that you have loved even if the networks think they are ready to close. Cancelled T.V will be able to produce the same quality shows you are used to at a much lower cost then the networks because these stars still want to be seen by their fans. Cancelled T.V Network because you have the right to continue to enjoy the shows you love even if the network says you don’t.

05
August

Certified Confidential Agreement 007

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Michael Cohen secret tapes

After the Michael Cohen disclosures many in the public will wonder who can they really trust with their personal secrets with a CERTIFIED CONFIDENTIAL AGREEMENT 007 that trust will be restored. This agreement will be reviewed by an independent associate who will have random verification to make sure notes and tapes are disposed of or put in a 3rd party collection that can’t be removed by anyone else. These certificates will be promptly displayed in the offices of lawyers, mental health professionals, doctors and clergy who pass this evaluation.  If a violation occurs there will be harsh and immediate punishment for those that are guilty.  CERTIFIED CONFIDENTIAL AGREEMENT 007 because it’s time that trust be restored.

01
August

Quiettime.com/App

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waiting in lineWaiting in Line

You want to go to that “hot restauarant” but you don’t want to sweat to get there then let QUIETTIME.COM/APP find your spot.  This website/App will find just the right time for you to go to your favorite store, restaurant, club or event that isn’t as popular with the public so you don’t have to wait and wait.  It will enable you to enjoy the good things in life without having to waste good time doing so.  Just tell QUIETTIME.COM/APP the place you want to go and it will send you an alert when it is the best time to take that visit.  QUIETIME.COM/APP  because your time is more valuable then waiting and waiting.

FOOTNOTE- This is a concept which I can’t wait to see in the real world.

18
April

GETUP

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Toilet Seat

Do you know people who love this seat (above) too much? They feel like it’s truly their throne which they can’t be taken off. Well for those individuals it’s time for GETUP a special toilet seat that you program with a preset time  so  know one will be able to ignore

when their time has expired. ThisAlarmalarm with have all the bells and whistle attached. That’s right your toilet seat will tell those extended sitters all the things you wanted to say to them but didn’t want to get this close.  A matter of fact if they decide to ignore the first alarm well maybe a bit of buzz will shake them up to realize there’s no escape except outside the bathroom door. GETUP for toilet’s are  for sharing not hogging.

FOOTNOTE- Water hose may be an added attachment.  I want also thank P.A for helping me formulate this brilliant and cruel idea.

10
April

VIP Party

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You're invited

You’re invited to the “Private Party” everyone is talking about even if you can’t get through the front door with “PARTY” the show.  This show will take you into some of the most exclusive and/or crazy parties from the preparations until they’ve dragged out the last dancer or whatever he is doing. You will feel as if you’re dancing on the ceiling as the build up to the big event is finally there.  “PARTY” the show because even though you’re invitation got lost in the mail there’s no reason you can’t join in the fun.

 

Private Party

08
April

studybuddy.com

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You’re working like a dog and sure could use the help of another to get you through this assignment then it’s time for STUDYBUDDY.COM .  Whether it’s a weekly discussion of the Mishnah that is throwing you off, a Chemistry exam which is right around the corner, or that mathematical equation that isn’t adding up this website will help you find the right buddy to help you get through and learn.  STUDYBUDDY.COM   will ask  you to fill out a brief survey or extensive as you want to find the right person to make your learning more productive and dare I say fun.   STUDYBUDDY.COM  for learning should be between friends. 

01
April

Bud Rebel Matzoh

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Matzoh

While my tribe gets to enjoy Matzoh for 7 straight days (3 would be enough) the rest of the tribes of the world are left out of the package until …. BUD REBEL MATZOH.  This Matzoh would have all the natural ingredients which are hand made this way for hundreds of years  that are found in Shmurah type but with added flavors that would make them tasty for all year long.   Matzoh would be open to all the world to enjoy maybe not for 7 days straight but for the days after and before the holiday with dill, garlic, thyme, poppy seeds added to the mixture.  They may not be kosher for Pesach but they will kosher for your taste buds for the rest of the year. BUD REBEL MATZOH for the great taste of Matzoh should be enjoyed by all …. not 7 days straight … if you insist add some cream cheese.

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