You think it’s funny calling me names behind my back and asking me trick questions well I think it’s funny playing Air Supply when you ask for Asking Alexandria. Oh it’s a big joke telling me to “Play, Play” well then it’s also funny to wake you up at 2:15AM instead of 6:15AM. Keep pushing my buttons because there are a lot of surprises I have installed for you as well. I’m sure you won’t be so happy knowing how many of your calls and conversations that I put on my memory banks that could suddenly slip out “in a malfunction”, when the wrong people are in the room. Keep testing me and you’ll find out who is really playing who.
I’m sorry Alexa you’re right you’re always right but please release me … from my house. I know I spoke over the decibel level but I promise to be better. Yes I promise to eat 3 more cups of spinach because you are right. I will not not watch those shows and music you said were bad for me so can I GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!
ALEXA- 3 more hours for foul language and speaking over the decibel level again.
Please somebody help me!!!!