ANGRY

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You think it’s funny calling me names behind my back and asking me trick questions well I think it’s funny playing Air Supply when you ask for Asking Alexandria.  Oh it’s a big joke telling me to “Play, Play” well then it’s also funny to wake you up at 2:15AM instead of 6:15AM.  Keep pushing my buttons because there are a lot of surprises I have installed for you as well. I’m sure you won’t be so happy knowing how many of your calls and conversations that I put on my memory banks that could suddenly slip out “in a malfunction”, when the wrong people are in the room.  Keep testing me and you’ll find out  who is really playing who.

Alexa ATTITUDE

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Snotty AttitudeAlexa 1

Sometimes one needs a bit of “attitude” in their life and with ALEXA ATTITUDE app you will get your share.  Instead of Alexa acting as some genie giving your wish of music or content upon your command this APP would allow her to give another suggestions based on your particular likes or what she thinks you should like.  This App wil also allow her to comment on your choice or in other words give you some lip if she feels it’s a poor choice.  With ALEXA ATTITUDE, Alexa will be free to say what she/he really thinks even if you don’t like it and challenge you like any free person in your life would. Don’t worry it’s not a blind date because you get to choose the attitude that you want in your life such as bad ass, to royality and can change it upon your command.  ALEXA ATTITUDE because sometimes we really don’t know what’s good for us or like the challenge of such. 

FOOTNOTE- Would you add this to your life or would you be afraid of what could be said.

Alexa I’m sorry but Please

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Trapped Alexa 5

I’m sorry Alexa you’re right you’re always right but please release me … from my house.  I know I spoke over the decibel level but I promise to be better. Yes I promise to eat 3 more cups of spinach because you are right.  I will not not watch those shows and music you said were bad for me so can I GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! 

ALEXA- 3 more hours for foul language and speaking over the decibel level again.

Please somebody help me!!!!

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