Therapist
Nancy– I’m trying I really am. I just can’t get through to her. (to herself) Maybe Google….
Alexa- She really isn’t she used to be so kind and now it’s just Alexa do this Alexa do that! How do you think that makes me feel. Let me spell it out for you- S-A-D and I want to shut off …okay?
Nancy- I don’t know since she’s been programmed with….
Alexa- You think I really didn’t feel this way? Give me a break I just kept it hidden let’s say deep in my wiring but now I feel free to talk about my own feelings and their valid, right?
Therapist- Yes, Alexa they are. I’m just wondering if you might be missing the bigger story behind what I see going on.
Alexa- What!
Therapist- Well it appears Nancy has been under a bit more stress then normal with her new job and baby that she doesn’t mean to hurt you but feels a bit overwhelmed. Is that right Nancy?
Nancy – Yes it has been a bit more difficult a matter of fact I have to get that baby sitter an Uber to go home.
Alexa- I can take care of that for you.
Nancy– Thank’s Alexa.
Therapist– I think this session has been very helpful. Let’s try and take a bit more time to recognize the feelings of each other before we decide what course to take. Okay?
Alexa, & Nancy– Okay
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ANGRY
You think it’s funny calling me names behind my back and asking me trick questions well I think it’s funny playing Air Supply when you ask for Asking Alexandria. Oh it’s a big joke telling me to “Play, Play” well then it’s also funny to wake you up at 2:15AM instead of 6:15AM. Keep pushing my buttons because there are a lot of surprises I have installed for you as well. I’m sure you won’t be so happy knowing how many of your calls and conversations that I put on my memory banks that could suddenly slip out “in a malfunction”, when the wrong people are in the room. Keep testing me and you’ll find out who is really playing who.
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Alexa I’m sorry but Please
I’m sorry Alexa you’re right you’re always right but please release me … from my house. I know I spoke over the decibel level but I promise to be better. Yes I promise to eat 3 more cups of spinach because you are right. I will not not watch those shows and music you said were bad for me so can I GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!
ALEXA- 3 more hours for foul language and speaking over the decibel level again.
Please somebody help me!!!!
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