I come to suck the blood out of your country. Whether it is the blood of the economy or the foreign policy of the United States my intention is to suck it dry and fly away. As any good vampire knows the more hysteria I create with division will allow me to find new victims with much more ease. Anyone who dares to drive a stake into my plans will be deemed an insurrectionist or better yet a racist. Once that label is put on I can suck the blood out of any of their campaigns that try and make America ok again. I am Joe Biden the vampire and there is nowhere to hide when I’m or better yet my minion vampires are in charge.
FOOTNOTE- Joe Biden is not actually a vampire… I think, but his policies are drawing out the blood in this country.