I don’t want you to see the best part of ME when we meet but the person I could become. For if you can take me for worse then the better part will be easy. If somehow you can tolerate ME when the light appears dark on my face then I believe we will have a bright future. Therefore my pick-up line will be one that would have me canceled with most. Yes, being a jerk isn’t my normal stance but if you still love me then it will be one that will last forever.
FOOTNOTE- I guess this is why some go after the bad boys.