You probably use my invention every day and if you didn’t others would probably know. My invention can wake you up better than even the strongest cup of Java. This invention can change even your most stressful day and wash it all away. I never made zillions on my creation yet without my invention you would be cold and dry. Who am I ?
FOOTNOTE- Since this is probably impossible to guess my name is William Feetham and I deserve a naked standing ovation.