Stripper

I asked for a stripper at my bachelor party but instead received one that did that to my floor. I knew the price was too good to be true but they said everything would be removed and I jumped at the chance.  I should have known when they said do you want to pick it up or have it delivered that this wasn’t the stripper I’d be looking at but I assumed with all the pronoun problems that it was she.  Oh well, at least my floors feel naked.