Secret Society- Coming Soon…Maybe

REPORTER- I don’t know whether it’s a hidden club or society but there’s is this organization like the Free Masons, Skull & Bones and Illuminati’s that started around 2020 and is secretly building its membership. They say once you join that a member is truly free for 90 days after their initiation. They live in small quarters but don’t allow others usually to enter. I have found this “organization” and unbeknownst to them I’m about to sneak right in. Oh, there appears to be a guard at the door let’s see if I can divert his attention

GUARD-  What is the (guard coughs in direction of the reporter). I see you’re one of us….now.