POLICE OFFICER- Do you know why I stopped you?
JOE- I wasn’t speeding and I checked my lights here…
POLICE OFFICER- Stop!! Don’t lower your window any further.
JOE- I uh …
POLICE OFFICER- Coughed! Have you been tested for Covid?
JOE- I actually was choking on a sandwich and…
POLICE OFFICER- You didn’t answer my question have you been tested?
JOE- Well, not recently but….
POLICE OFFICER- Stop!! I’m offering you this summons if you get tested in the next 24 hours and then again within the next 48 hours the court will rescind the ticket. Do you understand?
JOE- I guess. I didn’t know that coughing was illegal though?
POLICE OFFICER- It is now! Good day!