This is not ME!! For just like yesterday I was walking on two feet instead of four and wearing clothes, not some creature’s birthday suit. Yet there is no way for me to communicate who I am as I speak in bark instead of English and these paws can’t grab a pen. Paws are also impossible to work with on a laptop as well. Furthermore, when I scratch to get in the bathroom let’s just say the seat is now on the floor instead. I live for table scraps that I previously would have thrown away but can smell the food I used to eat at leisure miles away. They’ve taken me to the Vet as my appetite and attitude has gotten way too human. I’m really not that excited to see you after like 5 minutes. How can I escape this body and return to my previous one? I just want to go home in my own body if only others could see that or read this in bark.