Alien Corona Virus Strain

Thanks to the full quarantine we put in effect, the mandatory vaccine, and face-shields there have been no victims of the “Alien Corona Virus Strain”. We stopped this flu right in its tracks but because of the new Mars strain coming from Jupiter we will need to continue the same practice with another Jab. Yes, there have been more deaths due to lack of treatment for other diseases such as cancer, heart disease, diabetes etc, etc but at least the Aliens haven’t got us.