They have watched our kind for centuries understanding all the intricacies of our daily life so that when their time for revenge was born ours would die! For, some odd reasons these herbivores became carnivores overnight and their favorite flesh was humankind. Maybe it was a psychedelic mushroom that should not have been grown in their area or maybe the grass that just became legal caused them to have such distorted thoughts all I know is they came with a vengeance for us. In our small town, we were outnumbered especially at night, and with many a rifle hidden too deep in a cabinet there, sudden attack brought death to our town. Deer look so friendly but when they’re angry it’s deadly instead.
FOOTNOTE- Not a true story….yet